THE OSCARS

I'm not a big fan of "ball gowns" which is what most people think they have to wear to the Oscars. I am pretty sure that most of them are blackmailed into wearing what they are wearing because why in the world else?
And also, these "stylists" need some major styling themselves. I think I am going to start a new business where I style the stylists that style the stars.  The stylist who dressed Melissa McCarthy should be SHOT... "um, okay so I have a full figured girl and I know that a black v-neck is very slenderizing but I think this time we'll go with the Miss Piggy PINK dress that matches her skin perfectly with a high jeweled neck to give her no shape at all - and lets throw in a belt that solve everything! WOW. 

  

Here is what I love...
1. Cameron Diaz - her hair is kick ass - considering it for myself.  We'll see if I get the courage up.
2. Gweneth - this dress is amazing and classy and if I could own it, I would.  Considering the knock off.




Thank God we don't have to worry about what to wear to the OSCARS!  What a drag.

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