Who besides my mother wears her fur coat, cashmere leggings and kick ass boots to the top of Vail mountain and struts around? Claudia Schiffer does and I'll bet by the end of this trip that my mom (chatty sandy) and she will be BFFs. I didn't recognize her and I know I should since she is a model but I lost touch with her when she married that magician.
What ever happened to wearing jeans, a cute hat and sun glasses skiing? Now everyone is wearing unflattering boarder gear, goggles, and helmets you can ever find your own family on the hill. Last year we did Aspen which on the other hand was outrageously trendy (gaudy) and impractical - are you really skiing in that or just walking your stupid fucking dog everywhere (inside restaurants) dogs like small children should be not seen and not heard. Supposedly All of the famous people were there but You couldn't tell who was who due to all of the wannabes.
Looks that I am seeing on the slopes ( I'll try to get some pics)
Snow boarder dude - dreadlocks, no shower (for months) and a backpack with water in it
White coat girl - fur trimmed, pink lipstick, tight black pants- can't ski
Fatso sport guy - a football jersey over a coat - neat look bubba
The matchy matcherton - everything matches - go muffy go
Coming next
New year resolutions and why I am going to start drink beer
