I am really having a problem with my family turning on me. They like COUNTRY AND WESTERN - we had to watch Blake Shelton's Christmas Special last week - even the entire bottle of wine I drank couldn't drown out the TWANGY Southern accents ruining Christmas Classics! Guests included that "REBA" who is why I hate country music to begin with.
Rule number 1 - Don't try to match your red hair to your red dress because your hair isn't red its Ronald McDonald orange.
I think what bugs me most is not the repetitive and BORING lyrics about beer, dogs, Jack Daniels, Jesus, God, pick up trucks and red solo cups but its the outfits (see above - what the fuck is that), the hair and the makeup (see below) is that some sort of scary doll that always looks the same? Seriously Google Carrie Underwood (if you just start typing C - her name comes up) then click on images and look at the pictures of her - they are ALL THE SAME.
I really like my good old fashioned rock and roll where you really can't understand the lyrics so you just scream something similar out and the MALE rockers are the only ones with great HAIR!
I do love Cowboy boots (well and and Cowboys for that matter) If you want to give someone a GREAT Christmas gift - Alcala's in the city - great selection of very cool and unique cowboy boots. Don't browse around - just head straight to the boots - its one of those places where you could find yourself getting into it and thinking... "this turquoise bolo tie is kind of cool - I'd wear this right? "
ROCK ON!
